The good news: I had a delicious muffin from Whole Foods today. Its muffin-top was especially large.
The bad news: It had a date pit in it that I nearly chipped my tooth on. Nearly. Now there's no chance to sue, make millions, and be able to afford more than just their baked goods.
The good news: I'm going to Galiano Island tomorrow for a 3 day hike/bike/eat/drink getaway with my pals Dana and Heather.
The bad news: None. There is simply no downside to this.
The good news: I heard from Tourism Richmond....
The bad news: .....that they're not announcing the winner until June 5th.
The good news: This gives me plenty of time to take up new hobbies.
The bad news: These hobbies will likely include squirming in my chair and stress-eating. Muffin-tops.
The good news: We all get to look forward to Moonrise Kingdom, Wes Anderson's new movie.
The bad news: It doesn't come out until June 1st.
The good news: That's a heck of a lot sooner than June 5th!